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Joel David & David Wallace of Lonesome Fugitive
Nashville-What a column! What an interview! J.D and David Wallace as only they can be! I just got of the phone with them and I'm still chuckling over thier antics. Trust me no written word can capture the charm and intelligence these two put out there. But this writer will do his best.
To cut to the chase the method of interview will be the same as yesterdays. I will be mcn, Joel will be JD and David Wallace will be DW. Hold on here goes!
mcn-hey guys glad to finally catch you two together!
dw-especially with clothes on.a very rare thing to find both of us clothed-together! J you naked?
jd-in my boxers dude, with a hottie wearing my t-shirt beside me.
dw-that's my boy!
mcn-David tell me how in the world did you get hooked up with a guy like Joel?
dw-he had put an add in the paper and I answered it, simple as that.
jd-hell no not as simple as that. the kid woke me up at 4 am yelling about how stevie ray vaughn was reincarnated into his soul.
mcn-really?
dw- yep, something like that. i was drunk and i had this chick on my arm and my guitar on the other. i had to pay something like five hundred bucks to find out where the dude lived, then i went to seven wrong doors before i found him.
jd-i was standing there in my boxers and my girlfriend in her nightgown,just staring at the kid. i told him to come back tomorrow and he said...
dw-that i would be a star tomorrow and he needed me now.
jd-he cracked me up and i loved his cofidence so i ask him in against my girlfriends wishes. anyway he comes in and honest to god strips down to his boxersand i'm like "dude we don't play that around here"
dw- i said hell nah, i'm just trying to make him feel comfortable cause he was half naked.
mcn- so two guys half naked sitting in the living room talking music.
dw-its funny, but it took us as least an hour to get into music. i think we set there for the most part and made the girls laugh. it was like an instant connection. he was my long lost bro.
jd- yeah, i felt the same right off. it was like we were on the same page from the giddy up.
mcn-when did the music come up?
jd-dave just started picking and i joined in and it was like we had been together for years.
dw-then we started talking writing. i brought out some of my stuff, he brought out some of his and our styles were perfedt for each other.
jd-we actually finished two songs right then and there 'back of my mind' and 'highways and heartaches'
dw- its history from there dude. there's alot of stuff we could talk about with about our previous band but that's all in the past. now all we want to focus on is the fugitives and our music and as many girls we have relations with.
jd-im ahead in that department,by the way
dw your'e a dang liar. i'm up by two.
jd-you cant count the ones while i was in the hospital.
dw-you counted the nurse you had after surgery so i can count the ones while you down and out. i'm up so deal with it. you better get better and back in the game or my lead will be unsurmountable! hey guys i gotta go me and jimmy got a gig later tonight and i need my beauty rest (laughs)
jd-yeah i can see that
mcn-ok, well i guess i will get up with you two and jimmy tomorrow for the last installment of this interview. good luck tonight dave. any last words?
dw-yeah, girls when you throw your panties on stage make sure they'e thongs!
jd-clean thongs!
mcn-you guys kill me. im not sure how much of this my editor will allow,but we'll see!
dw-thanks caleb, you're always good to us. peace ya'll
jd-god bless
To cut to the chase the method of interview will be the same as yesterdays. I will be mcn, Joel will be JD and David Wallace will be DW. Hold on here goes!
mcn-hey guys glad to finally catch you two together!
dw-especially with clothes on.a very rare thing to find both of us clothed-together! J you naked?
jd-in my boxers dude, with a hottie wearing my t-shirt beside me.
dw-that's my boy!
mcn-David tell me how in the world did you get hooked up with a guy like Joel?
dw-he had put an add in the paper and I answered it, simple as that.
jd-hell no not as simple as that. the kid woke me up at 4 am yelling about how stevie ray vaughn was reincarnated into his soul.
mcn-really?
dw- yep, something like that. i was drunk and i had this chick on my arm and my guitar on the other. i had to pay something like five hundred bucks to find out where the dude lived, then i went to seven wrong doors before i found him.
jd-i was standing there in my boxers and my girlfriend in her nightgown,just staring at the kid. i told him to come back tomorrow and he said...
dw-that i would be a star tomorrow and he needed me now.
jd-he cracked me up and i loved his cofidence so i ask him in against my girlfriends wishes. anyway he comes in and honest to god strips down to his boxersand i'm like "dude we don't play that around here"
dw- i said hell nah, i'm just trying to make him feel comfortable cause he was half naked.
mcn- so two guys half naked sitting in the living room talking music.
dw-its funny, but it took us as least an hour to get into music. i think we set there for the most part and made the girls laugh. it was like an instant connection. he was my long lost bro.
jd- yeah, i felt the same right off. it was like we were on the same page from the giddy up.
mcn-when did the music come up?
jd-dave just started picking and i joined in and it was like we had been together for years.
dw-then we started talking writing. i brought out some of my stuff, he brought out some of his and our styles were perfedt for each other.
jd-we actually finished two songs right then and there 'back of my mind' and 'highways and heartaches'
dw- its history from there dude. there's alot of stuff we could talk about with about our previous band but that's all in the past. now all we want to focus on is the fugitives and our music and as many girls we have relations with.
jd-im ahead in that department,by the way
dw your'e a dang liar. i'm up by two.
jd-you cant count the ones while i was in the hospital.
dw-you counted the nurse you had after surgery so i can count the ones while you down and out. i'm up so deal with it. you better get better and back in the game or my lead will be unsurmountable! hey guys i gotta go me and jimmy got a gig later tonight and i need my beauty rest (laughs)
jd-yeah i can see that
mcn-ok, well i guess i will get up with you two and jimmy tomorrow for the last installment of this interview. good luck tonight dave. any last words?
dw-yeah, girls when you throw your panties on stage make sure they'e thongs!
jd-clean thongs!
mcn-you guys kill me. im not sure how much of this my editor will allow,but we'll see!
dw-thanks caleb, you're always good to us. peace ya'll
jd-god bless